| #332 | Angry Farmer candy | 361 |
| #179 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 444 |
| #218 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 357 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #170 | Spam Witch sammich | 327 |
| #241 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 308 |
| #203 | Trollhouse cookies | 240 |
| #186 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 962 |
| #344 | awful poetry journal | 371 |
| #2128 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #667 | blue paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #199 | box | 77 |
| #3786 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #394 | chaos butterfly | 496 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #388 | disturbing fanfic | 362 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #367 | filthy lucre | 100 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #262 | furry fur | 489 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #163 | green balloon | 75 |
| #88 | green candy heart | 462 |
| #316 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #244 | heavy D | 451 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #80 | lavender candy heart | 528 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #405 | lemon | 100 |
| #90 | lowercase N | 244 |
| #133 | meat vortex | 422 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #117 | orange candy heart | 510 |
| #244 | original G | 457 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #102 | pink candy heart | 483 |
| #296 | plot hole | 577 |
| #115 | pr0n legs | 303 |
| #217 | probability potion | 399 |
| #237 | procrastination potion | 368 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #112 | red balloon | 5 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #492 | spooky mushroom | 100 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #151 | stuffed dodecapede | 71 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #317 | thin black candle | 709 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1175 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1245 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #836 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 9 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1835 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 8 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic killer bee | 8 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #2012 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #911 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2560 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #315 | twinkly wad | 613 |
| #100 | white candy heart | 493 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #132 | yellow candy heart | 491 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |