| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #73 | Kentucky-fried meat sword | 1 |
| #1493 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 3 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #75 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 3 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| #134 | demon-horned hat | 1 |
| #49 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #63 | dense meat staff | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #100 | raspberry beret | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #1523 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #40 | savory staff | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | starchy staff | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #88 | white whip | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |