| #1118 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #100 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 10 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #142 | CSA all-purpose soap | 4 |
| #136 | CSA bravery badge | 7 |
| #185 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 5 |
| #188 | CSA discount card | 4 |
| #250 | CSA fire-starting kit | 45 |
| #169 | CSA obedience grenade | 4 |
| #173 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 6 |
| #159 | Camp Scout pup tent | 3 |
| #134 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #365 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #349 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #176 | bag of GORF | 5 |
| #184 | bag of GORP | 5 |
| #178 | bag of QWOP | 4 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #492 | disassembled clover | 100 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #910 | filthy lucre | 34 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #32 | half-baked potion | 177 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #182 | hunk of granite | 2 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #569 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #296 | negative lump | 12 |
| #1067 | old sweatpants | 36 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #851 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #131 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 8 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #181 | shovelful of dirt | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #899 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #75 | ten-leaf clover | 700 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1646 | unstable DNA | 12 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #177 | water purification pills | 6 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |