| #1215 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #135 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #534 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #312 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 18 |
| #328 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 64 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #2546 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1631 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2860 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1972 | badass belt | 27 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1520 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #834 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #539 | box of sunshine | 607 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1294 | defective skull | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1502 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1268 | fake hand | 8 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2348 | grue egg | 9 |
| #1436 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1438 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #88 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1227 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1402 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1616 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1049 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7773 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #86 | toy mercenary | 76 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #1556 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1264 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #1616 | yellow snowcone | 5 |