| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #134 | Colander of Em-er'il | 11 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #419 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #532 | Elder Turtle Shell | 5 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #313 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 18 |
| #328 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 64 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #7 | Mr. Exploiter | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1044 | Trollhouse cookies | 5 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #2863 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1974 | badass belt | 27 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #829 | bottle of goofballs | 31 |
| #538 | box of sunshine | 607 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1297 | defective skull | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1714 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1271 | fake hand | 8 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #1437 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #1229 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1404 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 7 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1615 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #13 | small Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #771 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #86 | toy mercenary | 76 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #194 | white balloon | 99 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |