| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #263 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 207 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #13 | antique painting of a landscape | 50 |
| #243 | black-and-blue light | 245 |
| #226 | blue plasma ball | 273 |
| #438 | brick | 88 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #38 | burrowgrub hive | 4 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #202 | cheap studded belt | 283 |
| #81 | cotton candy cone | 12 |
| #124 | cotton candy pillow | 3 |
| #78 | cotton candy plug | 5 |
| #94 | cotton candy skoshe | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #437 | empty agua de vida bottle | 405 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #185 | flavored foot massage oil | 299 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #485 | hobo nickel | 493 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #624 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 46 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #53 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 7 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #207 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 281 |
| #1637 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2373 | stuffed Meat | 7 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #1501 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #5748 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #2067 | stuffed mink | 11 |
| #2307 | stuffed monocle | 8 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2009 | stuffed teddy butler | 12 |
| #2153 | stuffed tin of caviar | 10 |
| #1550 | stuffed treasure chest | 18 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #13 | tiny ballet slippers | 3 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #51 | tiny bindle | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |