| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #188 | Blood Light | 23 |
| #77 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 19 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #131 | Ecto-Cooler | 9 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #226 | FDKOL commendation | 2,767 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| #306 | FDKOL hotcakes | 10 |
| #88 | Gin Mint | 1 |
| #494 | Go-Wassail | 33 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #402 | Instant Karma | 15 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #78 | Sangria de Menthe | 1 |
| #42 | Silver Bullet beer | 44 |
| #287 | The Cooler Out of Space | 9 |
| #151 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1398 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #288 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| #294 | acid-squirting flower | 12 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #643 | baggie of powdered sugar | 18 |
| #32 | ballpark hot daub | 5 |
| #968 | banana | 2 |
| #220 | banana cream pie | 2 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #437 | banana-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #127 | begpwnia | 55 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #122 | blue shell | 1 |
| #181 | bottle of fire | 60 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #86 | bottlecap turtle | 3 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #363 | burnt flower | 2 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #198 | carbonated water lily | 34 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #895 | corpse on the beach | 5 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #550 | corrupted data | 10 |
| #648 | daisy | 2 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #205 | death blossom | 1 |
| #1062 | delicious salad | 13 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #350 | drop of water-37 | 9 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #190 | fiery wing | 36 |
| #1061 | filthy lucre | 23 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #359 | [2426]fire flower | 3 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #166 | fudge lily | 40 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #270 | grue egg omelette | 10 |
| #301 | half-orchid | 4 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #758 | herbal stuffing | 10 |
| #98 | hot daub | 7 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1203 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #356 | jerky coins | 57 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #599 | laser-broiled pear | 13 |
| #103 | lesser grodulated violet | 122 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #49 | magnolia blossom | 10 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #160 | molten brick | 86 |
| #1123 | nanite-infested candy cane | 9 |
| #2561 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #83 | pretty bouquet | 45 |
| #651 | pretty flower | 95 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #540 | roasted marshmallow | 47 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #21 | sewer turtle | 38 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #170 | smoking grass | 546 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #83 | soup turtle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #887 | ten-leaf clover | 4 |
| #16 | tin magnolia | 1,269 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #1006 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #39 | tropical orchid | 161 |
| #151 | tulip | 5 |
| #102 | turtle pheromones | 82 |
| #978 | turtle totem | 18 |
| #196 | turtle wax | 1 |
| #102 | upsy daisy | 108 |
| #2536 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #45 | wings of fire | 2 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |