| #217 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #77 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #527 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #729 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #467 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 69 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #659 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 2 |
| #612 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #449 | black-and-blue light | 89 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #720 | blue plasma ball | 11 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #2782 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #452 | cheap studded belt | 68 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #722 | giant discarded bottlecap | 6 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1368 | giant pinky ring | 7 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #135 | roll of Hob-Os | 8 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1678 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #487 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #431 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 75 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3825 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4055 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1479 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4578 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #17 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 538 |
| #33 | white chocolate chip cookies | 393 |
| #18 | white chocolate chips | 1,724 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |