| #19 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 5 |
| #389 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 14 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1744 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #363 | FDKOL commendation | 933 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1910 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #256 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 16 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #417 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #217 | SPF 451 lip balm | 11 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #416 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 8 |
| #5 | anniversary gift box | 11 |
| #404 | baconstone | 20 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #367 | bag of lard | 3 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #193 | black eyedrops | 4 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #1677 | box of sunshine | 98 |
| #124 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢ | 5 |
| #91 | can of spinach | 19 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #98 | compressed air canister | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #909 | disassembled clover | 20 |
| #367 | distilled fortified wine | 7 |
| #158 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| 🥈 | double-barreled sling | 3,287 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #528 | facsimile dictionary | 19 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #113 | [2426]fire flower | 10 |
| #580 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #453 | porquoise | 17 |
| #711 | portable photocopier | 6 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #124 | rusty bonesaw | 6 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2233 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #254 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #942 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #456 | stainless steel skullcap | 7 |
| #690 | stainless steel slacks | 6 |
| #773 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #660 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #11 | strange shiny disc | 580 |
| #348 | supportive bra | 4 |
| #138 | tasty tart | 12 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #255 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |