| #674 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #341 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #324 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #498 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3337 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| #968 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1033 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #515 | disembodied brain | 4 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #88 | frigid ninja stars | 667 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #741 | ion grid | 14 |
| #6 | laser-broiled pear | 1,337 |
| #34 | library card | 41 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #169 | nanite-infested candy cane | 98 |
| #691 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1965 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #869 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #21 | pixel boomerang | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1068 | skeleton bone | 8 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #577 | toothsome rock | 17 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #215 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #10 | wiffle-flail | 52 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |