| #672 | Feynman gate | 13 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #340 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #325 | annoying pitchfork | 9 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #497 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3339 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| #969 | capacitor relay | 9 |
| #1034 | carbon nanotube frame | 8 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #513 | disembodied brain | 4 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #90 | frigid ninja stars | 667 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #894 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #740 | ion grid | 14 |
| #6 | laser-broiled pear | 1,337 |
| #34 | library card | 41 |
| #840 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #169 | nanite-infested candy cane | 98 |
| #695 | nanite-infested eggnog | 7 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #21 | pixel boomerang | 6 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1067 | skeleton bone | 8 |
| #1365 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1333 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #1505 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #365 | stick-on-a-string | 11 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #576 | toothsome rock | 17 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2301 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #388 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #214 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #851 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #10 | wiffle-flail | 52 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |