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| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #248 | baseball | 25 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #669 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #390 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #3162 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #408 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #941 | bottle of rum | 15 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1539 | canteen of wine | 3 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #487 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1812 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #849 | evil golden arch | 2 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1883 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #260 | helmet turtle | 256 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1295 | jar of swamp gas | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #1198 | knuckle sandwich | 6 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #821 | marshmallow | 3 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #971 | ridiculously huge sword | 2 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #112 | spork | 21 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4525 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4597 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4626 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #2454 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4402 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3058 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #407 | sunken chest | 30 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #394 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #618 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1906 | useless powder | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |