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| #267 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 6 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #269 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 4 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #76 | Frosty's old silk hat | 2 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #274 | Hodgman's blanket | 5 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #23 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 3 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #65 | Wand of Oscus | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #293 | bed of coals | 3 |
| #175 | blue class ring | 23 |
| #327 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 16 |
| #183 | bowl of fishysoisse | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #470 | burst hellseal brain | 8 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #306 | decaying goldfish liver | 16 |
| #83 | eggman noodles | 2 |
| #58 | electrical thingamabob | 328 |
| #153 | figurine of a cold seal | 40 |
| #131 | filth-encrusted futon | 6 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #118 | freezin' bindle | 5 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #99 | frozen banquet | 19 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #371 | gator skin | 12 |
| #132 | gatorskin umbrella | 2 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #98 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #26 | hobo nickel | 8,705 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #443 | lewd playing card | 5 |
| #145 | oil of oiliness | 7 |
| #161 | ornate picture frame | 13 |
| #313 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #116 | plastic ingot | 123 |
| #242 | red class ring | 52 |
| #1727 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #112 | rusty piece of rebar | 4 |
| #1046 | saucepan | 14 |
| #266 | sewer nuggets | 80 |
| #242 | sewer wad | 7 |
| #422 | shredded hellseal hide | 8 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #399 | torn hellseal sinew | 9 |
| #401 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
| #328 | voodoo snuff | 4 |
| #190 | white class ring | 56 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |