| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #519 | BURT | 16 |
| #690 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #406 | banana-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #294 | battered Crimbo Crate | 42 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #11 | boxed champagne | 1,183 |
| #284 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #150 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #486 | canteen of wine | 56 |
| #802 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #124 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #691 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #176 | elven moonshine | 64 |
| #855 | elven socks | 4 |
| #381 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1162 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #843 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #131 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #21 | handful of bees | 4 |
| #38 | handful of juicy garbage | 2 |
| #745 | herringcello | 24 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #582 | knuckle sandwich | 35 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #753 | monomolecular yo-yo | 52 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #124 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1204 | robotronic egg | 19 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | sticky meat pants | 260 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4808 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4624 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2146 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #583 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 14 |
| #4924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1004 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #757 | teddy borg | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1986 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1854 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #2136 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #802 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1788 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #862 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 21 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2007 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #849 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2075 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #291 | witch hat | 3 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |