| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #517 | BURT | 16 |
| #692 | Bulky Buddy Box | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #406 | banana-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #293 | battered Crimbo Crate | 42 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #11 | boxed champagne | 1,183 |
| #283 | brown plastic baby | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #152 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #487 | canteen of wine | 56 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #1441 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #687 | dusty Crimbo crate | 14 |
| #1088 | elven limbos gingerbread | 8 |
| #688 | elven cellocello | 26 |
| #176 | elven moonshine | 64 |
| #854 | elven socks | 4 |
| #380 | elven suicide capsule | 34 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #675 | gray bow tie | 9 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #21 | handful of bees | 4 |
| #38 | handful of juicy garbage | 2 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #582 | knuckle sandwich | 35 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #752 | monomolecular yo-yo | 52 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #71 | pacification grenade | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #813 | patent leather shoes | 6 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #123 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1203 | robotronic egg | 19 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | sticky meat pants | 260 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #582 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 14 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1003 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #758 | teddy borg | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1849 | tiny plastic angry goat | 10 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #2213 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1142 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 16 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #860 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 21 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 15 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 15 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic stab bat | 14 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2077 | unstable DNA | 4 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #289 | witch hat | 3 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |