| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1533 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #286 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #206 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #628 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1470 | brick | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #661 | clown skin | 3 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #650 | demon skin | 6 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #552 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #861 | empty agua de vida bottle | 51 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #719 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #623 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #311 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #807 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #198 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #300 | rubber axe | 3 |
| #372 | s'more | 7 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3299 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #938 | stone of eXtreme power | 5 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1868 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2010 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7005 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1473 | toast | 263 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #514 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #669 | white lightning | 7 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #990 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |