| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #288 | beach glass necklace | 1 |
| #208 | beer-soaked mop | 1 |
| #628 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1473 | brick | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #660 | clown skin | 3 |
| #104 | coconut bikini top | 2 |
| #650 | demon skin | 6 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #1165 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #863 | empty agua de vida bottle | 51 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #717 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #813 | kneecapping stick | 11 |
| #999 | lavender candy heart | 2 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #626 | linoleum ore | 4 |
| #313 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 4 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1515 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #805 | pink candy heart | 5 |
| #1240 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #199 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1455 | roasted marshmallow | 2 |
| #300 | rubber axe | 3 |
| #377 | s'more | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #936 | stone of eXtreme power | 5 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1869 | string of green beads | 3 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #3538 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7023 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4602 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1481 | toast | 263 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #667 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #512 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #481 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #670 | white lightning | 7 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #987 | yellow candy heart | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |