| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1851 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #951 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #987 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #304 | drum machine | 15 |
| #1243 | duct tape | 13 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #1527 | filthy lucre | 7 |
| #812 | floaty sand | 4 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #968 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #387 | toast | 2,807 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #844 | wrench bracelet | 2 |