| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #282 | CRIMBCO mug | 51 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1224 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #577 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #684 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #578 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 17 |
| #754 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #228 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #704 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #273 | Workytime Tea | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #15 | bacon bath ball | 35 |
| #601 | bananagate | 7 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #328 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #424 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #15 | chocolate bath ball | 34 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #307 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #106 | festive sausage | 24 |
| #213 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #542 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #356 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #467 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #400 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #627 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #225 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1233 | fudgecule | 12 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #518 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #120 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #30 | incense bath ball | 26 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #720 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #15 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 13 |
| #788 | pack of pogs | 7 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #515 | red gummi ingot | 40 |
| #193 | slow jam collection | 22 |
| #199 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #30 | space jam | 32 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #547 | strawberyl | 9 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #24 | toe jam | 32 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #28 | traffic jam | 32 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #516 | yellow gummi ingot | 41 |