| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #282 | CRIMBCO mug | 51 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #575 | Crimbo candied pecan | 17 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #578 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 17 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #227 | Elfin shortbread | 4 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #705 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 7 |
| #275 | Workytime Tea | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #470 | ammonite fossil | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #15 | bacon bath ball | 35 |
| #602 | bananagate | 7 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #423 | belemnite fossil | 10 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #16 | chocolate bath ball | 34 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #305 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #107 | festive sausage | 24 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #546 | fossilized limb | 10 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #358 | fossilized spike | 11 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #226 | fossilized wyrm skull | 3 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #1230 | fudgecule | 12 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #514 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #121 | holiday cheese log | 20 |
| #30 | incense bath ball | 26 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #16 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 13 |
| #788 | pack of pogs | 7 |
| #702 | pearidot | 4 |
| #513 | red gummi ingot | 40 |
| #192 | slow jam collection | 22 |
| #200 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #30 | space jam | 32 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #547 | strawberyl | 9 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #456 | sugar-coated pine cone | 3 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #24 | toe jam | 32 |
| #537 | tourmalime | 9 |
| #28 | traffic jam | 32 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #668 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #513 | yellow gummi ingot | 41 |