| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #160 | bit of clingfilm | 24 |
| #390 | black sword | 5 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #7452 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1926 | duct tape | 3 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #44 | duct tape dockers | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #395 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 99 |
| #55 | filthy lucre | 308 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #2350 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #525 | orange glowstick | 4 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #375 | radium-flavored potato chips | 120 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #637 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #373 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 105 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |