| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1380 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #875 | Crimbuck | 878 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #617 | Microplushie: Bropane | 10 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #694 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #523 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 5 |
| #557 | The Joy of Wassailing | 5 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1055 | Yummy Tummy bean | 150 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #96 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 17 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #450 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #188 | black spot | 4 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #46 | blind-packed capsule toy | 444 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #152 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 7 |
| #2495 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #99 | classy monkey | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #281 | dusty right fourth front claw | 1 |
| #270 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #4014 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #2528 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #126 | red balloon | 4 |
| #615 | sleeping stocking | 3 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #213 | spooky bark | 85 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #414 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 28 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |