| #863 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #185 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #96 | DNOTC Box | 4 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #266 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #299 | agua de vida | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1364 | canteen of wine | 6 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #494 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #233 | gloomy black mushroom | 14 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #108 | oily golden mushroom | 4 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #1884 | phish stick | 2 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #650 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #348 | savoy truffle | 5 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #147 | spice melange | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #170 | strawberry supersucker | 2 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |