Firekast

RankItemQuantity
#774'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#1458Amulet of Yendor1
#1134Asleep in the Cemetery1
#223Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#460C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#176Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#72Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate5
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#84Frosty's arm1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#699Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
#118Hodgman's blanket11
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#132Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#28Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top3
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#839Kissin' Cousins1
🥈LARP membership card1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#849Maxing, Relaxing1
#26Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot11
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#124Ol' Scratch's salad fork11
#94Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#107Orcish meat locker5
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#105Oscus's garbage can lid1
#568Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster12
#176Prelude of Precision1
#87Rainbow's Gravity2
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#974Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#138Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts1
#946Summer Nights1
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#137The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#938Travels with Jerry1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#377amulet of extreme plot significance37
#2609anniversary gift box1
🥉ant agonist4,678
#6ant antidepressant29
🥉ant hoe316
🥉ant pick565
🥉ant pitchfork632
🥉ant rake353
#4ant sickle385
#887antique greaves1
#899antique helmet1
#7429badass belt1
#753bag of lard1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#90banana100
#28battered old top-hat1
#643bed of coals1
#90bindle of joy1
#127bottle of Ooze-O11
#1073bottle of single-barrel whiskey1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#6720box of sunshine2
#273broken sword11
#110candy cornucopia1
#203chunk of depleted Grimacite50
#716comfy coffin1
#69commemorative war stein1,337
#568corncob pipe1
#98cotton candy cocoon1
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#11cursed sea biscuit300
#346dark potion37
#615deadly lampshade1
#4delectable fire ant1,337
#116delicious salad333
#591deodorant1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#1629disassembled clover1
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1335duct tape11
#80duct tape buckler1
#75duct tape sword2
#435empty Cloaca-Cola bottle24
#542enchanted leopard-print barbell12
#315epic wad1
#27exactly-three-shaped box3
#746extra-greasy slider1
#371fake blood3
#124fancy ball mask1
#72fancy dress ball200
#29fancy seashell necklace1,337
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#498flamin' bindle1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#591foam dart23
#32foam noodle100
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#578frayed rope belt1
#460freezin' bindle1
#562frigid air mattress1
#69frostbite-flavored Hob-O11
#30frozen banquet37
#67fry-oil-flavored Hob-O11
#75garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O11
#47gatorskin umbrella11
#953glowing red eye2
#395gold lamé pants1
#882green balloon1
#391grungy bandana1
#533guano coffee cup1
#150haiku katana1
#236handmade hobby horse1
#385henna face paint1
#148hipposkin poncho1
#19hobo dungarees1
#1108hobo nickel11
#27hobo stogie1
#47inflatable duck100
#700jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#268lavender candygram1
#63less-than-three-shaped box6
#322lewd playing card8
#105little box of fireworks1
#141llama lama cria1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#51mint-condition magic wand1
#20mostly rat-hide leggings1
#15not-a-pipe111
#117oil of oiliness11
#133packet of mayfly bait1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#807party hat1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#68plain brown wrapper17
#2213porquoise1
#110roll of Hob-Os11
#551sandwich of the gods13
#115sane hatrack1
#193scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil13
#9scrumptious ice ant1,000
#210set of jacks1
#192sewer wad11
#32shapeless wide-brimmed hat1
#72sharpened hubcap1
#2009shiny ring5
#481six pack of Mountain Stream6
#511sleazy bindle1
#258smudged alchemical recipe1
#556spooky bindle1
#139spooky rattling cigar box1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#70sterno-flavored Hob-O11
#493stinkin' bindle1
#58strange shiny disc100
#66strawberry-flavored Hob-O11
#8938stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#84stuffed Hodgman3
#8945stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3167stuffed alien blob1
#8864stuffed angry cow1
#8977stuffed astral badger1
#8953stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#8834stuffed cocoabo1
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#3200stuffed doppelshifter1
#8927stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8981stuffed hand turkey1
#8915stuffed mind flayer1
#8943stuffed scary death orb1
#4804stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#8884stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8883stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8894stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#555stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#2643stuffing1
#89tattered scrap of paper100
#84throbbing rage gland4
#584tin cup of mulligan stew1
#101tiny makeup kit1
#58unfortunate dumplings11
#51very large caltrop1
#138voodoo snuff11
#586wang1
#26water wings100
#122white snakeskin duster1
#176yak anorak1

Wow, that's 14,196 items total!

what items are this player missing?