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| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #460 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #176 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #72 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 5 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #699 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's blanket | 11 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #132 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #28 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #839 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #26 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 11 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #124 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 11 |
| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #107 | Orcish meat locker | 5 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #105 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #568 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #176 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #87 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #377 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 37 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥉 | ant agonist | 4,678 |
| #6 | ant antidepressant | 29 |
| 🥉 | ant hoe | 316 |
| 🥉 | ant pick | 565 |
| 🥉 | ant pitchfork | 632 |
| 🥉 | ant rake | 353 |
| #4 | ant sickle | 385 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #90 | banana | 100 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of Ooze-O | 11 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6720 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #273 | broken sword | 11 |
| #110 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #203 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 50 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #69 | commemorative war stein | 1,337 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #98 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #11 | cursed sea biscuit | 300 |
| #346 | dark potion | 37 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #4 | delectable fire ant | 1,337 |
| #116 | delicious salad | 333 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #435 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 24 |
| #542 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #27 | exactly-three-shaped box | 3 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #371 | fake blood | 3 |
| #124 | fancy ball mask | 1 |
| #72 | fancy dress ball | 200 |
| #29 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,337 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #591 | foam dart | 23 |
| #32 | foam noodle | 100 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #69 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #30 | frozen banquet | 37 |
| #67 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #75 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #47 | gatorskin umbrella | 11 |
| #953 | glowing red eye | 2 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #391 | grungy bandana | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #1108 | hobo nickel | 11 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #47 | inflatable duck | 100 |
| #700 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #63 | less-than-three-shaped box | 6 |
| #322 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #15 | not-a-pipe | 111 |
| #117 | oil of oiliness | 11 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #68 | plain brown wrapper | 17 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #110 | roll of Hob-Os | 11 |
| #551 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #193 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 13 |
| #9 | scrumptious ice ant | 1,000 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #192 | sewer wad | 11 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #2009 | shiny ring | 5 |
| #481 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 6 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #556 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #139 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #70 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #58 | strange shiny disc | 100 |
| #66 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 11 |
| #8938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #84 | stuffed Hodgman | 3 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #89 | tattered scrap of paper | 100 |
| #84 | throbbing rage gland | 4 |
| #584 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #58 | unfortunate dumplings | 11 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #138 | voodoo snuff | 11 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #26 | water wings | 100 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |