| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #184 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 3 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #109 | Goodfella contract | 500 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | arrrgyle socks | 13,723 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #463 | black snowcone | 6 |
| #1295 | blood flower | 2 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #244 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #449 | can of Binarrrca | 21 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #980 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 9 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #263 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #417 | disintegrating sheet music | 2 |
| #820 | dollhive | 7 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #769 | easter egg balloon | 32 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #209 | grue egg omelette | 15 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #155 | guy made of bee pollen | 20 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #229 | jar of swamp gas | 276 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1884 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #249 | radio button candy | 4 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #160 | red balloon | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #207 | rusty metal shaft | 2 |
| #311 | shaving cream | 1 |
| #80 | silver shrimp fork | 25 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #361 | towel | 29 |
| #85 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #904 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |