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| #614 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 10 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 18 |
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| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
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| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #175 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #507 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
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| #191 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #83 | oldcake | 4 |
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| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #89 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #190 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #40 | salted mutton | 7 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #38 | shushed potatoes | 6 |
| #254 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
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| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
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| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
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| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
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| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
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| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
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| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
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| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
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| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
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| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
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| #3306 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
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| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
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| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
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| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
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| #74 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #181 | yam candy | 1 |
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