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| #747 | CRIMBCO wine | 10 |
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| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
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| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #614 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 10 |
| #510 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 18 |
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| #5 | black pension check | 6,400 |
| 🥈 | black picnic basket | 5,358 |
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| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
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| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
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| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
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| #76 | corned beet | 5 |
| #136 | corpse on the beach | 36 |
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| #137 | elven hardtack | 37 |
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| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| #198 | java cookie | 4 |
| #505 | mime soul fragment | 3 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #239 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| #188 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #82 | oldcake | 4 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #21 | pickled bread | 8 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #188 | runny fermented egg | 2 |
| #30 | salted mutton | 7 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #38 | shushed potatoes | 6 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #99 | spiritual candy cane | 3 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #111 | spiritual gingerbread | 3 |
| #180 | thick walrus blubber | 1 |
| #189 | tiny bomb | 1 |
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| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
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| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
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| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
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| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
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| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
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| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
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| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
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| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
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| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
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| #1247 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 6 |
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| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
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| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1459 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1043 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 7 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic star starfish | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1704 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #88 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #93 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 3 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #176 | yam candy | 1 |
| #195 | yule gruel | 1 |