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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #915 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #888 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #898 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2091 | candy cane | 11 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1215 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #653 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1011 | ion grid | 9 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #791 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #741 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #333 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #1988 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1094 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #534 | stringy sinew | 17 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1866 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |