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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2090 | candy cane | 11 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #507 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #790 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1371 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #737 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #329 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1095 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1145 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #531 | stringy sinew | 17 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |