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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4298 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #916 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1008 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1101 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 3 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #682 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #896 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #352 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #130 | baconstone pendant | 3 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1913 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #2093 | candy cane | 11 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1216 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #1151 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1012 | ion grid | 9 |
| #911 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #791 | lead necklace | 6 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #739 | ring of aggravate monster | 4 |
| #331 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #1988 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1094 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1144 | spooky length of string | 7 |
| #1025 | spooky stuffing | 4 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #532 | stringy sinew | 17 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1133 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |