| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #766 | Trollhouse cookies | 15 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #181 | begpwnia | 24 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #400 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #172 | lesser grodulated violet | 38 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2225 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1730 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #99 | studded leather boxer shorts | 4 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1831 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6271 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5654 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6331 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #180 | tin magnolia | 42 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #159 | upsy daisy | 48 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |