| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #766 | Trollhouse cookies | 15 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #180 | begpwnia | 24 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #399 | half-orchid | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #172 | lesser grodulated violet | 38 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #99 | studded leather boxer shorts | 4 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6188 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #180 | tin magnolia | 42 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #582 | toy mercenary | 11 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #159 | upsy daisy | 48 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |