| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #78 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 32 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #497 | Feynman gate | 20 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #547 | Goodfella contract | 27 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #559 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 4 |
| #10 | big rock | 2,748 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #211 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 8 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #568 | capacitor relay | 18 |
| #700 | carbon nanotube frame | 14 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1095 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #546 | funky dried mushroom | 6 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2301 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #569 | herbs | 13 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #622 | logic synthesizer | 15 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #494 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #1109 | pet rock | 6 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #601 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #566 | recursive spline reticulator | 4 |
| #615 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #115 | [2108]rock | 34 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #618 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 4 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #292 | spooky felt | 35 |
| #382 | spooky length of string | 29 |
| #399 | spooky stuffing | 14 |
| #226 | spooky toy wheel | 22 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1289 | stringy sinew | 5 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2523 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 19 |
| #2242 | stuffed angry cow | 22 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2802 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #75 | stuffed ninja snowman | 111 |
| #3231 | stuffed scary death orb | 14 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2823 | stuffed snowy owl | 16 |
| #2658 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #226 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #511 | sub-molecular interocitor | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #403 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 30 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2251 | toast | 57 |
| #974 | tooth | 3 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #2484 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| #1600 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |