| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #426 | Crimboween memo | 23 |
| #837 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #1177 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 4 |
| #9 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 10 |
| #11 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 2 |
| #9 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 3 |
| #15 | Staff of the Greasefire | 5 |
| #8 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 3 |
| #10 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 10 |
| #10 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 10 |
| #12 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 3 |
| #6 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 150 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #38 | antique greaves | 312 |
| #36 | antique helmet | 339 |
| #36 | antique shield | 322 |
| #40 | antique spear | 332 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #380 | atomic vector plotter | 10 |
| #500 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #285 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 11 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #44 | broken sword | 150 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #889 | capacitor relay | 10 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #2496 | club necklace | 2 |
| #353 | computronic processing unit | 10 |
| #262 | deck of tropical cards | 2 |
| #13 | demon skin | 2,581 |
| #43 | demonskin trousers | 7 |
| #311 | evil googly eye | 13 |
| #933 | evil teddy bear | 11 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #142 | fancy dress ball | 106 |
| #1138 | fire | 3 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #206 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 14 |
| #364 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 10 |
| #198 | incredibly creepy marionette | 15 |
| #926 | ion grid | 10 |
| #356 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 10 |
| #200 | killer rag doll | 13 |
| #840 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #27 | lupine sword | 63 |
| #234 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 13 |
| #28 | magic lamp | 100 |
| #68 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 116 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #38 | pitchfork | 184 |
| #251 | possessed top | 23 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #355 | quantum polarity inducer | 10 |
| #181 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 53 |
| #331 | recursive spline reticulator | 10 |
| #312 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 11 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1126 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #179 | serpentine sword | 4 |
| #314 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 12 |
| #74 | sk8board | 47 |
| #257 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #271 | snake shield | 2 |
| #33 | snarling wolf shield | 57 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1893 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #520 | stick-on-a-string | 8 |
| #671 | stringy sinew | 13 |
| #3940 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #4532 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #229 | stuffed alien blob | 25 |
| #3765 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #3007 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4584 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3674 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #5318 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4312 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #4030 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #205 | stuffed ninja snowman | 30 |
| #3808 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #4601 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3644 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3240 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #3197 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3390 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #342 | sub-molecular interocitor | 10 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #510 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #1828 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #1671 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #803 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 11 |
| #1816 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2259 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 16 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #1834 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #986 | tiny plastic killer bee | 18 |
| #1643 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 11 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic mosquito | 13 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1184 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 15 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2843 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #326 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
| #975 | tooth | 3 |
| #636 | toothsome rock | 15 |
| #482 | toy crazy train | 19 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #496 | toy mercenary | 13 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #456 | tree-eating kite | 75 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #260 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 47 |
| #479 | wheel | 8 |
| #840 | yo | 10 |