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| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #603 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #573 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #24 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 103 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1910 | Valentine | 3 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
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| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #12 | bellhop bell | 122 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | bottle of black cat tonic | 120 |
| #13 | bottle of realpagne | 95 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #4215 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1108 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #14 | can-can-in-a-can | 90 |
| #86 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 5 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #10 | disintegrating spiky collar | 105 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #301 | dwarf bread | 14 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #18 | escargotsicle | 91 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #165 | foon | 2 |
| #1170 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #19 | honey-dew | 52 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #21 | library card | 115 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #8 | not-a-pipe | 518 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #23 | patent antipsychotics | 118 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #12 | sensitive poetry journal | 102 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #13 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 121 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #423 | spork | 3 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #654 | stuffed doppelshifter | 19 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #106 | tassel | 14 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
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| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #23 | white Xanadian | 43 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
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| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #887 | yeti fur | 42 |
| #822 | yo-yo | 27 |
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