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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #604 | Dyspepsi grenade | 20 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #574 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #24 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 103 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #34 | Tome of Snowcone Summoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #653 | Wand of Nagamar | 6 |
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| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1008 | ball | 5 |
| #98 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #12 | bellhop bell | 122 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | bottle of black cat tonic | 120 |
| #13 | bottle of realpagne | 95 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #4217 | box of sunshine | 12 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #14 | can-can-in-a-can | 90 |
| #86 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 5 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #10 | disintegrating spiky collar | 105 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #303 | dwarf bread | 14 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #18 | escargotsicle | 91 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #169 | foon | 2 |
| #1169 | giant discarded plastic fork | 6 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #19 | honey-dew | 52 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #681 | length of string | 16 |
| #21 | library card | 115 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #8 | not-a-pipe | 518 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #23 | patent antipsychotics | 118 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #409 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #12 | sensitive poetry journal | 102 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #13 | shot of nepenthe schnapps | 121 |
| #515 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #422 | spork | 3 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #654 | stuffed doppelshifter | 19 |
| #1831 | stuffing | 3 |
| #106 | tassel | 14 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8212 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8187 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8069 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8112 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
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| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
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| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1056 | turtle totem | 14 |
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| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #23 | white Xanadian | 43 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
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| #768 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #442 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #888 | yeti fur | 42 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |
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