| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #289 | Crimbuck | 3,057 |
| #702 | Drowsy Sword | 24 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #65 | Green Clover of Justice | 22 |
| #390 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #981 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 26 |
| #120 | Mae West | 11 |
| #138 | Mon Tiki | 11 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #899 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #907 | badass belt | 59 |
| #460 | bit of clingfilm | 9 |
| #394 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #318 | bottle of goofballs | 77 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #695 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #88 | gimlet | 11 |
| #348 | grue egg | 72 |
| #1556 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #140 | oily mushroom wine | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #343 | red class ring | 30 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1168 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #943 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #417 | stainless steel solitaire | 7 |
| #792 | stainless steel suspenders | 5 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #367 | white class ring | 19 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |