| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #135 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 295 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #37 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 8 |
| #41 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 3 |
| #272 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 426 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #90 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 12 |
| #131 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 70 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #56 | begpwnia | 203 |
| #203 | black pension check | 35 |
| #623 | club necklace | 11 |
| #13 | commemorative war stein | 5,441 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #183 | divine blowout | 138 |
| #179 | divine can of silly string | 155 |
| #345 | divine champagne flute | 13 |
| #176 | divine champagne popper | 47 |
| #233 | divine cracker | 29 |
| #182 | divine noisemaker | 144 |
| #295 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #20 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,680 |
| #285 | green candy heart | 94 |
| #59 | half-orchid | 189 |
| #1270 | handful of confetti | 31 |
| #1409 | heart necklace | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #250 | lavender candy heart | 110 |
| #77 | lesser grodulated violet | 199 |
| #628 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #158 | old coin purse | 96 |
| #160 | old leather wallet | 75 |
| #372 | orange candy heart | 84 |
| #264 | pink candy heart | 115 |
| #793 | really dense meat stack | 7 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #978 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #627 | solid gold bowling ball | 27 |
| #1976 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #179 | stick of "gum" | 11 |
| #1907 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #2732 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 17 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2160 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2546 | stuffed astral badger | 19 |
| #2249 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1650 | stuffed cocoabo | 30 |
| #2195 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1900 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2196 | stuffed hand turkey | 23 |
| #2142 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #2066 | stuffed scary death orb | 25 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #2663 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #1688 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1838 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 28 |
| #78 | tin magnolia | 205 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #70 | upsy daisy | 208 |
| #806 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #333 | white candy heart | 87 |
| #418 | yellow candy heart | 84 |