| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #183 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 12 |
| #1169 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #983 | Boss Bat britches | 13 |
| #403 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 9 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #292 | Crimboween memo | 30 |
| #15 | Divine | 160 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #24 | Gordon Bennett | 80 |
| #18 | Mae West | 154 |
| #22 | Mon Tiki | 118 |
| #38 | Neuromancer | 55 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #951 | can of Binarrrca | 8 |
| #724 | candy cane | 50 |
| #1027 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #1139 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #392 | eggnog | 44 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1146 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #433 | felt | 20 |
| #245 | fire | 24 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #511 | fruitcake | 43 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #239 | ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #144 | gimlet | 5 |
| #536 | gingerbread bugbear | 44 |
| #479 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #724 | googly eye | 18 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #278 | length of string | 42 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #121 | prehistoric spear | 27 |
| #32 | prussian cathouse | 78 |
| #54 | purple pixel pie | 46 |
| #119 | purple snowcone | 241 |
| #22 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 293 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #373 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #179 | [2108]rock | 23 |
| #630 | sabre teeth | 5 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #104 | stick | 26 |
| #104 | stick-on-a-string | 37 |
| #91 | stringy sinew | 95 |
| #2597 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #1926 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 26 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #488 | stuffed alien blob | 13 |
| #928 | stuffed angry cow | 52 |
| #1780 | stuffed astral badger | 29 |
| #1333 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1287 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #747 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 64 |
| #927 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 53 |
| #324 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1182 | stuffed hand turkey | 43 |
| #706 | stuffed mind flayer | 68 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #478 | stuffed scary death orb | 89 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #1243 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1179 | stuffed snowy owl | 42 |
| #1463 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 36 |
| #1049 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 8 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #1068 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 46 |
| #743 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 65 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #779 | stuffing | 11 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #30 | teqiwila slammer | 44 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #132 | tomato daiquiri | 12 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #141 | tooth | 29 |
| #132 | toothsome rock | 72 |
| #561 | towel | 16 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1288 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #14 | vodka stratocaster | 205 |
| #48 | wheel | 52 |
| #32 | yellow brick road | 71 |
| #135 | yo | 62 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |