| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1990 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #660 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 5 |
| #1535 | Drowsy Sword | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2321 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 6 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #182 | cursed voodoo skull | 8 |
| #254 | delicious salad | 213 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #800 | duct tape | 31 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #579 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 40 |
| #931 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #315 | filthy lucre | 110 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1070 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #356 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 19 |
| #313 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #530 | magical mystery juice | 5 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #396 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #613 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #523 | radium-flavored potato chips | 70 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #992 | roll of toilet paper | 47 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1547 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #135 | shingle | 69 |
| #2032 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1623 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #2989 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #2155 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 23 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2716 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2974 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3241 | stuffed hand turkey | 14 |
| #2785 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #2297 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #2373 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2594 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #3403 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3224 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #411 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 17 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #512 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #449 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 76 |
| #168 | worthless gewgaw | 58 |
| #82 | worthless knick-knack | 227 |
| #651 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #467 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |