| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #278 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #502 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #18 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 67 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #1488 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1624 | Crimbuck | 111 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #228 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 18 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #48 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 10 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #355 | Steal This Candy | 5 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #138 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #420 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #327 | Tuesday's ruby | 6 |
| #352 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #386 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | bag of lard | 14 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #47 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 10 |
| #92 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #206 | can of spinach | 10 |
| #998 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #7 | clockwork clockwise dome | 18 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #211 | dry noodles | 750 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #359 | frigid ninja stars | 100 |
| #267 | funky dried mushroom | 34 |
| #1243 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2519 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #51 | lawn dart | 10 |
| #114 | lewd playing card | 20 |
| #43 | megatofu | 273 |
| #399 | monomolecular yo-yo | 161 |
| #71 | old school flying disc | 7 |
| #81 | red wagon | 6 |
| #95 | roll of toilet paper | 1,164 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #389 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1282 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2142 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1347 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #1140 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 36 |
| #6298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7829 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1471 | stuffed Meat | 25 |
| #3166 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7021 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5286 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6852 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #489 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 14 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6376 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6352 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5292 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2305 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #459 | stuffed martini | 19 |
| #4948 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1143 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1275 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #1716 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5818 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5355 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7001 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #423 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 19 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1679 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1265 | stuffed tin of caviar | 33 |
| #2056 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #7022 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #140 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 5 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3944 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4231 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #636 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2737 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2775 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #804 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #2061 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1734 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2098 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2179 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #980 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #333 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #27 | water pipe bomb | 3,906 |
| #313 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 7 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |