| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #286 | Ben-Gal™ Balm | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #18 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 67 |
| #37 | Coily™ | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1623 | Crimbuck | 111 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| #285 | Maxing, Relaxing | 4 |
| #228 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 18 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #48 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 10 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #201 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 6 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #354 | Steal This Candy | 5 |
| #324 | Summer Nights | 4 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #327 | Tuesday's ruby | 6 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #384 | accidental cider | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | bag of lard | 14 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #376 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 2 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #47 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 10 |
| #92 | brick of sand | 20 |
| #206 | can of spinach | 10 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #7 | clockwork clockwise dome | 18 |
| #136 | crusty hula hoop | 3 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #205 | dry noodles | 750 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #357 | frigid ninja stars | 100 |
| #266 | funky dried mushroom | 34 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #51 | lawn dart | 10 |
| #115 | lewd playing card | 20 |
| #43 | megatofu | 273 |
| #399 | monomolecular yo-yo | 161 |
| #70 | old school flying disc | 7 |
| #81 | red wagon | 6 |
| #94 | roll of toilet paper | 1,164 |
| #145 | sleazy bindle | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #1131 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 36 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed Meat | 25 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #483 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 14 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #6363 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #2290 | stuffed key | 4 |
| #458 | stuffed martini | 19 |
| #4939 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1138 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1267 | stuffed monocle | 32 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #5345 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #421 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 19 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1674 | stuffed teddy butler | 19 |
| #1260 | stuffed tin of caviar | 33 |
| #2043 | stuffed treasure chest | 7 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #140 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #803 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 6 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #332 | tomato daiquiri | 4 |
| #27 | water pipe bomb | 3,906 |
| #312 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 7 |
| #587 | wreath of laurels | 1 |