| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #969 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #711 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
| #278 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 11 |
| #1903 | Rock Pops | 11 |
| #152 | The Necbronomicon | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2453 | Yummy Tummy bean | 11 |
| #662 | abominable snowcone | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #204 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 10 |
| #555 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #2092 | candy cane | 11 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #380 | golden ring | 68 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #420 | laser-broiled pear | 21 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #587 | rogue swarmer | 69 |
| #586 | sawblade fragment | 64 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #656 | stone of eXtreme power | 11 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1340 | unstable laser battery | 39 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |