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| #2245 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #569 | ASCII shirt | 2 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #3120 | badass belt | 14 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #666 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #142 | bone collar | 2 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #652 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #486 | filthy lucre | 79 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #43 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #660 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 4 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #51 | mint-condition magic wand | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #357 | puce striped oyster egg | 7 |
| #1364 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #944 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2797 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7027 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #5816 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4742 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5812 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6927 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #362 | vampire collar | 4 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |