| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #614 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1295 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1955 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2956 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | anticheese | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1380 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |