| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1296 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2958 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #483 | anti-anti-antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |