| #138 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 13 |
| #217 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 7 |
| #32 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 3 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #158 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 5 |
| #67 | C.H.U.M. knife | 11 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #430 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #14 | Frosty's snowball sack | 3 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #57 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 2 |
| #28 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 3 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #120 | Kissin' Cousins | 6 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #44 | Maxing, Relaxing | 12 |
| #175 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 9 |
| #26 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 3 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #48 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 2 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #84 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 10 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #158 | Summer Nights | 6 |
| #54 | Tales from the Fireside | 10 |
| #41 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 2 |
| #45 | Travels with Jerry | 12 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #546 | clockwork key | 3 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #126 | comfy coffin | 8 |
| #78 | concentrated garbage juice | 9 |
| #125 | corncob pipe | 12 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #151 | cup of infinite pencils | 10 |
| #195 | cursed black pearl onion | 9 |
| #219 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 7 |
| #35 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #223 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 6 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #259 | cursed sea biscuit | 5 |
| #215 | cursed voodoo skull | 6 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #743 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #79 | filth-encrusted futon | 8 |
| #79 | flamin' bindle | 7 |
| #235 | frayed rope belt | 6 |
| #56 | freezin' bindle | 8 |
| #22 | frigid air mattress | 13 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #159 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 2 |
| #146 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 3 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #23 | hobo fortress blueprints | 4 |
| #161 | hobo nickel | 1,853 |
| #27 | hobo stogie | 1 |
| #172 | lewd playing card | 14 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #42 | ornate ancient cursed key | 8 |
| #129 | panhandle panhandling hat | 12 |
| #135 | roll of Hob-Os | 8 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #32 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 1 |
| #104 | sleazy bindle | 6 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #246 | solid gold pegleg | 17 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #71 | spooky bindle | 10 |
| #76 | stained mattress | 10 |
| #63 | stinkin' bindle | 8 |
| #327 | stolen accordion | 147 |
| #2156 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 10 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #2457 | stuffed Meat | 6 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #6394 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6178 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #7021 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7023 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1556 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #1541 | stuffed key | 19 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2332 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2083 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2253 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2090 | stuffed tin of caviar | 11 |
| #1585 | stuffed treasure chest | 17 |
| #7016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6233 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6100 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4902 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #704 | toast | 1,131 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #340 | unstable DNA | 150 |
| #438 | valuable trinket | 191 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |