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| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
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| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1236 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #636 | Mad Train wine | 106 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #666 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1663 | Yummy Tummy bean | 66 |
| #619 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #402 | half-rotten brain | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #536 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |