| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #265 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #245 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 3 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #737 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 2 |
| #515 | Knob Goblin spatula | 5 |
| #630 | Knob Goblin steroids | 6 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #401 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #543 | Ram's Face Lager | 20 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1109 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #382 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 6 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #587 | bugbear beanie | 7 |
| #788 | bugbear bungguard | 3 |
| #629 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #585 | casino pass | 3 |
| #854 | cast | 4 |
| #588 | cat appendix | 2 |
| #727 | catgut | 2 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #560 | cherry | 2 |
| #626 | chewing gum on a string | 4 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #428 | cloudy potion | 21 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #878 | coconut shell | 9 |
| #572 | cog | 32 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #110 | cordial of concentration | 4 |
| #705 | cornuthaum | 2 |
| #1008 | cranberries | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #878 | dark potion | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #742 | dirty hobo gloves | 8 |
| #1167 | disco mask | 7 |
| #918 | disease | 2 |
| #356 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #1291 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #875 | goat cheese pizza | 2 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #587 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #892 | hot katana blade | 2 |
| #1101 | hot wing | 6 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #312 | jack flapper | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1007 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #111 | meat from yesterday | 25 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
| #488 | papaya | 25 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #726 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1771 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #206 | rusty metal shaft | 2 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #493 | seal tooth | 20 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #168 | spooky lo mein | 1 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1057 | sprocket | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #1033 | string of blue beads | 11 |
| #1032 | string of green beads | 11 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #6296 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7047 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7796 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4542 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4479 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4496 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4863 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #516 | twinkly powder | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #618 | wad of tofu | 2 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #738 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #768 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #1026 | yeti fur | 26 |