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RankItemQuantity
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#265Cherry Cloaca Cola4
#1487Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#999Cloaca-Cola helmet2
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#1481Colander of Em-er'il2
#2374Crimboween memo1
#2890Crown of the Goblin King4
#1769Daffy Taffy3
#2663Disco 'Fro Pick1
#455Disco Banjo1
#1139Dolphin King's crown3
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#245Jarlsberg's key lime pie3
#870Jolly Roger charrrm1
#692Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#1017Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#737Knob Goblin seltzer2
#516Knob Goblin spatula5
#630Knob Goblin steroids6
#735Knob Goblin superseltzer1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#492Knoll shroomkabob1
#401Manetwich1
#470Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit1
#543Ram's Face Lager20
#647Rock and Roll Legend1
#1109Spam Witch sammich1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#382Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix6
#2995bottle of goofballs5
#249buckler buckle1
#587bugbear beanie7
#788bugbear bungguard3
#630bum cheek10
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#401can of maces2
#3832candy stake1
#667carob chunk cookies1
#731carob chunks1
#585casino pass3
#854cast4
#588cat appendix2
#727catgut2
#1063chef's hat1
#560cherry2
#626chewing gum on a string4
#824chopsticks1
#689chorizo brownies1
#747clockwork key1
#428cloudy potion21
#1497clown hammer4
#798clown shoes1
#290cocktail onion1
#176coconut bikini top1
#878coconut shell9
#572cog32
#864cool whip1
#111cordial of concentration4
#705cornuthaum2
#1009cranberries4
#1025daisy1
#878dark potion2
#1292dead guy's watch1
#628decorative fountain3
#229delicious spicy noodles1
#375denim axe1
#591deodorant1
#154detective skull1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#743dirty hobo gloves8
#1167disco mask7
#919disease2
#356dope wheels1
#1979drywall axe1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1016eye of newt1
#532fairy gravy boat1
#1633fake hand2
#2393felt1
#793flaming talons2
#2467fruitcake3
#158funky brass fez1
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#1887giant pinky ring3
#3809gingerbread horror1
#875goat cheese pizza2
#4477grue egg2
#587grue egg omelette2
#655hair spray1
#1877helmet turtle1
#892hemp string1
#374henna tattoo1
#967hill of beans1
#892hot katana blade2
#1101hot wing6
#740infernal insoles1
#268jabañero pepper1
#312jack flapper1
#1295lead necklace1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#1007lihc eye1
#1454loose teeth1
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#1299mariachi pants1
#112meat from yesterday25
#984meat paste1
#1087meat vortex1
#378mushroom pizza1
#568necklace chain1
#796olive1
#488papaya25
#1565pasta spoon1
#914patchouli incense stick1
#842phat turquoise bead1
#537piercing post1
#727pirate pelvis1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#1170potato sprout1
#695poutine1
#988pr0n legs1
#623pretty bouquet1
#2040pretty flower1
#1506ravioli hat1
#774reodorant1
#553right half of a heart necklace1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1771roll of toilet paper8
#3660rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#206rusty metal shaft2
#1709saucepan1
#408sausage pizza1
#493seal tooth20
#1672seal-clubbing club1
#436shiny butcherknife1
#2957shiny ring1
#1413skeleton bone1
#944skeleton key1
#788skewer1
#1064spices1
#1159spider web1
#821spiked femur1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#168spooky lo mein1
#1573spooky mushroom1
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#1281stainless steel scarf2
#545stale baguette1
#1826stolen accordion1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#1033string of blue beads11
#1032string of green beads11
#1032string of red beads11
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#6979stuffed angry cow3
#7832stuffed astral badger2
#7880stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#6180stuffed cocoabo4
#6372stuffed flaming gravy fairy4
#8972stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#7887stuffed scary death orb2
#7049stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#6910stuffed snowy owl3
#7797stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#5298stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#8892stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#812t8r tots1
#729tambourine bells1
🥇time sleigh1
#8194tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4544tiny plastic accordion thief1
#6123tiny plastic angry goat2
#4864tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#8130tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8178tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8099tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8223tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6183tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8191tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8097tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#8062tiny plastic grue1
#8130tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8071tiny plastic killer bee1
#4879tiny plastic leprechaun3
#8103tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6163tiny plastic mosquito2
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#6203tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton2
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#8140tiny plastic star starfish1
#891tires1
#1137tomato1
#516twinkly powder1
#321vial of patchouli oil1
#618wad of tofu2
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#816windchimes1
#737worthless gewgaw2
#767worthless knick-knack3
#1025yeti fur26

Wow, that's 583 items total!

what items are this player missing?