| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #230 | Crown of the Goblin King | 95 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #64 | Dolphin King's crown | 57 |
| #104 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 33 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #171 | Snow Queen Crown | 26 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #280 | black striped oyster egg | 17 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #278 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| #275 | chrome sword | 3 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #70 | drywall axe | 142 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1118 | giant pinky ring | 10 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #311 | green beer | 48 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #788 | lucky rabbit's foot | 8 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #516 | pail | 21 |
| #109 | pants of the Slug Lord | 32 |
| #523 | personalized birthday cake | 3 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #195 | shiny ring | 120 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #365 | yellow glowstick | 4 |