Captain Eek

RankItemQuantity
#569ASCII shirt2
#297Ankh of Badahnkadh1
#773Black No. 21
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#227Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card1
#139Knob Goblin seltzer181
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#211Serenity trading card1
#756Typical Tavern swill1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#486around the world1
#753bag of lard1
#475big rock1
#510black eyedrops1
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#385bottle of rhinoceros hormones1
#956can of spinach1
#3274club necklace1
#615deadly lampshade1
#2467diamond necklace2
#985distilled fortified wine1
#655donkey flipbook1
#211golden plastic oyster egg1
#1648heart necklace4
#201irradiated pet snacks1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1730rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
#376scented massage oil3
#190six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola1
#1623spade necklace4
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#4206stuffed Cheshire bitten9
#3029stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech15
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#2158stuffed angry cow23
#3538stuffed astral badger12
#4331stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#3296stuffed cocoabo13
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#3262stuffed flaming gravy fairy14
#3804stuffed frozen gravy fairy11
#2146stuffed gray blob3
#2934stuffed hand turkey16
#4029stuffed mind flayer10
#4049stuffed scary death orb10
#2454stuffed shoulder parrot6
#3755stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#5158stuffed snowy owl6
#4308stuffed spooky gravy fairy9
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#3735stuffed stinky gravy fairy11
#3224stuffed undead elbow macaroni14
#2643stuffing1
#2848tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2163tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester3
#2826tiny plastic Iiti Kitty2
#2059tiny plastic Knob Goblin King2
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2758tiny plastic Spam Witch2
#2135tiny plastic Spunky Princess3
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#2192tiny plastic anime smiley3
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#2768tiny plastic demoninja2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2202tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2789tiny plastic goth giant2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2154tiny plastic ninja snowman3
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#2783tiny plastic senile lihc2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2152tiny plastic topiary golem3
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#2107tiny plastic whitesnake3
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#1195valuable trinket34

Wow, that's 580 items total!

what items are this player missing?