| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4 | Blatantly Canadian | 21,208 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #6 | Ecto-Cooler | 100 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #849 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #20 | balaclava | 150 |
| #8 | balaclava baklava | 14,550 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #25 | disbelief suspenders | 150 |
| #5 | ginormous pumpkin | 125 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #53 | handful of bees | 1 |
| #226 | handful of honey | 27 |
| #974 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | leaf | 4,180 |
| #61 | lumbering jack | 10 |
| #89 | maple syrup | 100 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #11 | poutine | 13,350 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #261 | shiny hood ornament | 3 |
| #1338 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥈 | space jam | 1,000 |
| 🥉 | space jam toast | 150 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| 🥈 | white Canadian | 6,000 |