| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #7 | Jekyllin hide belt | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #5 | acoustic guitarrr | 2,112 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #4 | box | 7,500 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| 🥉 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2,113 |
| 🥈 | hippy herbal tea | 44,444 |
| #46 | line | 2,113 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #162 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |