| #684 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #660 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #604 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #596 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #875 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #782 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #566 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #632 | 8-ball | 28 |
| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #454 | Blatantly Canadian | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #446 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #106 | Green Clover of Justice | 15 |
| #513 | Imp Ale | 269 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #863 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #873 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #101 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 7 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #407 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #350 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #348 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #409 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #261 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #475 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
| #236 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 9 |
| #198 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 10 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #937 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #399 | antique greaves | 13 |
| #404 | antique helmet | 12 |
| #407 | antique shield | 12 |
| #334 | antique spear | 20 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1017 | badass belt | 53 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #630 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #940 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #276 | bottle of goofballs | 84 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #204 | cactus fruit | 11 |
| #129 | centipede eggs | 37 |
| #244 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #354 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #118 | chintzy noodle ring | 9 |
| #204 | chintzy saucepan earring | 4 |
| #61 | chintzy seal pendant | 20 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #919 | disco ball | 17 |
| #925 | disco mask | 14 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #582 | easter egg balloon | 41 |
| #321 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 37 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #224 | forest tears | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #640 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #1038 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #652 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #713 | mariachi pants | 12 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #717 | orange candy heart | 11 |
| #822 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #654 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #294 | pool cue | 22 |
| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #558 | poutine | 3 |
| #555 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #815 | ravioli hat | 14 |
| #304 | really dense meat stack | 21 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #731 | saucepan | 39 |
| #669 | seal tooth | 10 |
| #878 | seal-clubbing club | 15 |
| #795 | seal-skull helmet | 4 |
| #518 | shiny ring | 50 |
| #444 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 15 |
| #839 | solid gold bowling ball | 17 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #1087 | stolen accordion | 11 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1013 | turtle totem | 16 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #159 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #671 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #789 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |