| #688 | 1-ball | 5 |
| #663 | 2-ball | 5 |
| #606 | 3-ball | 6 |
| #599 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #785 | 6-ball | 4 |
| #569 | 7-ball | 7 |
| #635 | 8-ball | 28 |
| #201 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #456 | Blatantly Canadian | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #448 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 5 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #108 | Green Clover of Justice | 15 |
| #517 | Imp Ale | 269 |
| #1116 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #865 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #874 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 3 |
| #870 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #853 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #521 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #101 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 7 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #408 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 5 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #376 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 2 |
| #351 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 4 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #349 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 6 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #410 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 5 |
| #262 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 3 |
| #476 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 4 |
| #236 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 9 |
| #198 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 10 |
| #389 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 5 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #2407 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #746 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #401 | antique greaves | 13 |
| #406 | antique helmet | 12 |
| #408 | antique shield | 12 |
| #336 | antique spear | 20 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1019 | badass belt | 53 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #942 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #284 | bottle of goofballs | 84 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #203 | cactus fruit | 11 |
| #132 | centipede eggs | 37 |
| #247 | chintzy accordion pin | 2 |
| #356 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 2 |
| #119 | chintzy noodle ring | 9 |
| #206 | chintzy saucepan earring | 4 |
| #63 | chintzy seal pendant | 20 |
| #216 | chintzy turtle brooch | 4 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #522 | corn holder | 1 |
| #953 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #925 | disco ball | 17 |
| #932 | disco mask | 14 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #581 | easter egg balloon | 41 |
| #323 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 37 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #228 | forest tears | 3 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #638 | green candy heart | 11 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #1152 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #1043 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #605 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #606 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #650 | lavender candy heart | 11 |
| #457 | leaflet | 1 |
| #500 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 2 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #714 | mariachi pants | 12 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #715 | orange candy heart | 11 |
| #827 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #652 | pink candy heart | 11 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| #295 | pool cue | 22 |
| #1531 | porquoise | 3 |
| #560 | poutine | 3 |
| #557 | ram horns | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #820 | ravioli hat | 14 |
| #306 | really dense meat stack | 21 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #735 | saucepan | 39 |
| #671 | seal tooth | 10 |
| #883 | seal-clubbing club | 15 |
| #799 | seal-skull helmet | 4 |
| #518 | shiny ring | 50 |
| #445 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 15 |
| #843 | solid gold bowling ball | 17 |
| #1064 | spices | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #1094 | stolen accordion | 11 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #505 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #1190 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1019 | turtle totem | 16 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #162 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 10 |
| #669 | white candy heart | 11 |
| #786 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |