| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1591 | capacitor relay | 2 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #236 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 12 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |