| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #537 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 9 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #460 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #103 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #8 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #2364 | Yummy Tummy bean | 15 |
| #364 | a butt tuba | 1 |
| #1230 | abominable snowcone | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1339 | delicious salad | 7 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1042 | fudgecule | 68 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #254 | interesting-looking twig | 3 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #287 | llama lama gong | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #11 | porcelain pepper mill | 2 |
| #24 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #19 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #25 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #6 | porcelain porkpie | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | puzzling trophy | 1 |
| #855 | ridiculous cocktail | 7 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #226 | shiny hood ornament | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #290 | stainless steel solitaire | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2485 | tree-eating kite | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |