| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #917 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #757 | Imp Ale | 121 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #631 | Ram's Face Lager | 11 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1065 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #798 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #838 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #619 | capacitor relay | 16 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1707 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #595 | fruitcake | 37 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #552 | gingerbread bugbear | 43 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #739 | green beer | 14 |
| #1068 | green pixel | 2 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #968 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1462 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 6 |
| #757 | ice-cold Willer | 33 |
| #661 | ice-cold fotie | 17 |
| #575 | ice-cold six-pack | 10 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #85 | pink glowstick | 18 |
| #1404 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #555 | radium-flavored potato chips | 61 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #844 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #98 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #857 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #1155 | spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #942 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7869 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7865 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2085 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #777 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #806 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1622 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #198 | toy space helmet | 48 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |