| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #915 | Feynman gate | 9 |
| #759 | Imp Ale | 121 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #634 | Ram's Face Lager | 11 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1062 | astral mushroom | 2 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #799 | black paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #1464 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #840 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #1154 | candy cane | 29 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #618 | capacitor relay | 16 |
| #813 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #595 | fruitcake | 37 |
| #1456 | furry fur | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #552 | gingerbread bugbear | 43 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #739 | green beer | 14 |
| #1070 | green pixel | 2 |
| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #967 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #1461 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 6 |
| #755 | ice-cold Willer | 33 |
| #662 | ice-cold fotie | 17 |
| #578 | ice-cold six-pack | 10 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #85 | pink glowstick | 18 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #556 | radium-flavored potato chips | 61 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #843 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 2 |
| #97 | sauce of the ages | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #388 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1334 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #1063 | spices | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #856 | spooky length of string | 11 |
| #1154 | spooky mushroom | 12 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #941 | spooky stick | 3 |
| #742 | spooky wooden block | 9 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #2087 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 8 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #198 | toy space helmet | 48 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |