| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #993 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #989 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #955 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #9 | comfy blanket | 2 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #368 | duck-on-a-string | 6 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #999 | fake hand | 16 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1726 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #1013 | googly eye | 11 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #267 | length of string | 44 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #144 | lovecat tail | 6 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #18 | pile of jumping beans | 268 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #593 | reodorant | 4 |
| #37 | roll of Hob-Os | 100 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1006 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed doppelshifter | 23 |
| #355 | stuffing | 25 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #318 | toy train | 7 |
| #256 | toy wheel | 35 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #25 | vorpal blade | 1,281 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #608 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |