| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1040 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #999 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #415 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 6 |
| #46 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #522 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #25 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 2 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #35 | basic meat foon | 2 |
| #78 | basic meat spork | 2 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #19 | bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #110 | bow | 4 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #2203 | candy cane | 10 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #115 | disease | 179 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #291 | felt | 28 |
| #169 | foon | 2 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1654 | gingerbread bugbear | 9 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #739 | green beer | 14 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #278 | length of string | 42 |
| #701 | mafia aria | 25 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #190 | oyster basket | 29 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #797 | penguin skin | 18 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #98 | spork | 25 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #378 | stuffing | 24 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #1064 | top | 4 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #326 | toy wheel | 29 |
| #102 | wooden block | 30 |