| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #745 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #310 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #625 | broken sword | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #593 | can of maces | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #82 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #336 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #641 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #391 | grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #504 | happiness | 2 |
| #321 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #823 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #590 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #558 | ram stick | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #1158 | saucepan | 10 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1375 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #855 | spooky stick | 4 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1411 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #103 | suede shortsword | 2 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #219 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #475 | white sword | 6 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #636 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |