| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #746 | Knob Goblin spatula | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #117 | beer-a-pult | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #330 | cardboard katana | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #84 | dense meat sword | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #393 | grave robbing shovel | 2 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
| #506 | happiness | 2 |
| #322 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 2 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #827 | pasta spoon | 14 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #592 | pitchfork | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #74 | poutine pole | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #557 | ram stick | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #708 | sabre teeth | 3 |
| #1163 | saucepan | 10 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1380 | seal-clubbing club | 3 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #854 | spooky stick | 4 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1418 | stolen accordion | 4 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #103 | suede shortsword | 2 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4797 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #474 | white sword | 6 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #636 | wooden stakes | 2 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |