| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #385 | Knob Goblin love potion | 28 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #337 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 2 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1164 | drywall axe | 6 |
| #56 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 2 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #281 | furry fur | 423 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #202 | hot wad | 25 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #589 | mushroom fermenting solution | 12 |
| #2527 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #213 | stench wad | 26 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3023 | stuffed angry cow | 15 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #4618 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4303 | stuffed hand turkey | 9 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #4617 | stuffed scary death orb | 8 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7761 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3561 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #1093 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 7 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 9 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 6 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #647 | tiny plastic G Imp | 11 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #937 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1088 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 7 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 8 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 9 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 10 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #579 | tiny plastic beanbat | 12 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 6 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #656 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 25 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #656 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 11 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #962 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 8 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #809 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #556 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #819 | useless powder | 79 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |