| #80 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #500 | 1-ball | 9 |
| #371 | 2-ball | 12 |
| #292 | 3-ball | 18 |
| #599 | 4-ball | 6 |
| #401 | 5-ball | 11 |
| #400 | 6-ball | 11 |
| #459 | 7-ball | 10 |
| #402 | 8-ball | 67 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #1569 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1481 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #573 | Crown of the Goblin King | 44 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #414 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #172 | Snow Queen Crown | 25 |
| #393 | annoying pitchfork | 7 |
| #288 | asbestos crossbow | 2 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #303 | asbestos sword | 2 |
| #658 | astronaut pants | 11 |
| #779 | baconstone | 10 |
| #1252 | badass belt | 44 |
| #1952 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #283 | chrome staff | 2 |
| #845 | easter egg balloon | 29 |
| #151 | floral print shirt | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #309 | giant discarded bottlecap | 17 |
| #745 | giant discarded plastic fork | 12 |
| #407 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 11 |
| #379 | giant pinky ring | 44 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #74 | grue egg omelette | 46 |
| #389 | hamethyst | 21 |
| #204 | harem girl t-shirt | 6 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #98 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 11 |
| #375 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 8 |
| #488 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 6 |
| #502 | incredibly creepy marionette | 6 |
| #682 | ion grid | 16 |
| #607 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 4 |
| #209 | limburger biker boots | 2 |
| #287 | linoleum staff | 2 |
| #222 | linoleum sword | 4 |
| #308 | logic synthesizer | 39 |
| #458 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #377 | pirate shirt | 4 |
| #538 | porquoise | 14 |
| #600 | quantum polarity inducer | 4 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #262 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 14 |
| #199 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #107 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 47 |
| #582 | shiny ring | 44 |
| #620 | silver shrimp fork | 2 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #776 | sub-molecular interocitor | 2 |
| #454 | supportive bra | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #124 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #1157 | toothsome rock | 7 |
| #890 | toy crazy train | 9 |
| #335 | toy jet pack | 23 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #441 | toy ray gun | 22 |
| #634 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #287 | vampire collar | 6 |